whatthewonder:

deactivated9182737290101982:

https://www.are.na/block/5491592

Cyclosophoroheneicosaose

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incel-rights-advocate-deactivat:

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egberts:

romcommunist:

the name “theresa” is so funny like. theres a what

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ubercharge:

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

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Anonymous asked:

how much water did u drink today ?

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁

and still slurping

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

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espeix:

death-420:

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

dear dire

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Anonymous asked:

can you not post nsfw :(

girlballs:

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast

triviallytrue:

haunthouse:

haunthouse:

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

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that-house:

theholetheyfoundsaddamin:

theholetheyfoundsaddamin:

happy 4th of july to the post of all time

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vajracchedika:

deaths-accountant:

stuckinapril:

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

to increase steel production 300%

☝️

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cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must’ve been the wind.

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punkrorschach:

captmuldoon:

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

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xeansicemane:

“A submarine has gone missing” : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.

“A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well, that’s a little ghoulish but I can’t blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man’s hubris.

“An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is ‘slapped together submarine’ a legal thing that’s real.

“An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.

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